Hai semua ! Eehh gostan balik , ehem ehem *clearing throat* Assalammualaikum, semua (: Dah lama sangat tak update . Bak kata Mr Engineer saya , " tempat tidur kelawar " ceh, macam lah pernah nampak tempat tidur kelawar . Tah tah katil 6 tingkat, KingKoil lagitu, yang Neelofa jadi model produk tu .
Short and precise, Dee . Please .
Nak dipendekkan cerita,maaf tak boleh sebab takde limit 140 characters disini . So suka hati dan limpa nak tulis panjang mana . Life sekarang teramat lah sibuk , dengan masa dan wifi connection yang mencemburui daku, procrastination is at its best . Mungkin ada yang sudah sedia maklum, atau mungkin yang belum, owner blog kini berada di UiTM Jengka , Pahang dan mengambil kursus Biologi selama 3 tahun . 'Tak lama tu' - ayat penyedap hati .
Kursus
Asek typo 'kurus' apahal ? Tah la, mak ngah . Saya pun taktau kenapa asyik typo je sekarang ni . Untuk kursus Biologi ni, actually baru sahaja established this year and we, ze classmates are the pioneers . Bangga baq hang . Shah Alam hado ? wkwkwkwk . We are ze chosen ones *buat gaya P.Diddy* List of subjects that we need to register for this first semester : Cell Biology (BIO 411), Biological Diversity ( BIO 460) , Physics for non-Majors (PHY 400), Calculus 1 (MAT 421), Advanced Reading and Critical Thinking (BEL 462), Introduction to Pprogramming (CSC 425) and last but not least, National Kesatria . Credit hours for this sem is 19 units .
Aku cerita panjang berjela, macam la hangpa semua paham
J-town
Bukan Johannesburg, bukan Johor Bahru, dan bukan Jordan . It's the town of Jengka , one in the world , it's a metropolitan town because we have KFC and Marrybrown is coming around the corner . Okay, I sound exactly like nothing but a major loser . The fact about J-town is it is actually a ghost town, with zero kind of entertainment for youngsters who always hunger for it . Yes, we are dying for any kind of entertainment in here . Pukul 9 malam, kedai dah tutup . And you are waiting for a van shuttle in a barren place .
Haritu plan nak ke bandar canggih sikit , Mentakab ( we call it 'canggih' because AT LEAST, it has a shopping mall, which is more advanced than Jengka ) but lastly, we ended in KL . Jengka - KL , alah 2 jam setengah , paling lambat 3 jam mesti dah sampai Pekeliling tu . But despite of all inhospitable facilities provided here , Jengka ada kedai RM2 . :D Imma be the happiest little girl each time when I enter this shop . Everything inside is worth RM2 . Dari utensils ke makanan, all is RM2 . Bila bayar tu, rasa macam dah terlebih bajet but I was surprised that all things I bought were lesser than my budget estimation . Hihi . Sebab tu stok makanan tak pernah habis haha . Trust me, I provide a rack in my closet just for food . Im a bulk feeder, dont cha know it --
Bilik ku oh bilik
My room is nice . B2-2-11 and my identification number for all furniture provided is 5 , my lucky number . Again, Im happy . Haha . Semua roommates sangat awesome dan kelakar dan funny (aren't they bringing the same meaning of words -,-) dan baik dan gila-gila, itu yang penting . Haha . Every weekend keluar je kerja, eventhough ke bandar yang takde benda sangat tu . But now duit dah habis, poket dah kering, so we need to strain ourselves from going out :3 Im the only one who is taking Biology, yang lain ambik Furniture Tech and Office Management . So, kelas kami selalu tak sama dan saya selalu lambat ke kelas sebab kelas start lambat . Isk isk . Ada alarm pun tak guna kalau 100 kali asyik tekan 'snooze' je . But nevertheless, they are still great persons I've ever met .
UiTM dihati siapa ?
*obviously not in mine because it is fully occupied, sorry UiTM
Kampus Jengka ni takde la sebesar SI, tapi tah kenapa dia kata ini kampus satelit . Satelit tu maksudnya apa pun aku taktau . Nak berjalan ke kelas, kau rasa macam Miranda Kerr untuk 4 minit, lepas dah sampai kelas, you are what you eat . Jauh + panas = Anda memang berada di UiTM kampus Khazanah Alam . Facilities here are quite good . Except that 'haunted block' of laboratories . Really creepy I tell ya , Zachery from Ghost Adventure tv programme should make a paranormal experiment . He might find Einstein doing his E= mc2 experiment, who knows .
Overall, Jengka is growing well in me . Im starting to like being here even with flaws it owns but Im glad that Im fine staying here . Oh don't start with the boys , Sport Rec students are handsomely handsome including the girls are gorgeously awesome with their almost perfect body cuttings , pehhh .
Wait for another update , guys , see ya :D
Haritu plan nak ke bandar canggih sikit , Mentakab ( we call it 'canggih' because AT LEAST, it has a shopping mall, which is more advanced than Jengka ) but lastly, we ended in KL . Jengka - KL , alah 2 jam setengah , paling lambat 3 jam mesti dah sampai Pekeliling tu . But despite of all inhospitable facilities provided here , Jengka ada kedai RM2 . :D Imma be the happiest little girl each time when I enter this shop . Everything inside is worth RM2 . Dari utensils ke makanan, all is RM2 . Bila bayar tu, rasa macam dah terlebih bajet but I was surprised that all things I bought were lesser than my budget estimation . Hihi . Sebab tu stok makanan tak pernah habis haha . Trust me, I provide a rack in my closet just for food . Im a bulk feeder, dont cha know it --
Bilik ku oh bilik
My room is nice . B2-2-11 and my identification number for all furniture provided is 5 , my lucky number . Again, Im happy . Haha . Semua roommates sangat awesome dan kelakar dan funny (aren't they bringing the same meaning of words -,-) dan baik dan gila-gila, itu yang penting . Haha . Every weekend keluar je kerja, eventhough ke bandar yang takde benda sangat tu . But now duit dah habis, poket dah kering, so we need to strain ourselves from going out :3 Im the only one who is taking Biology, yang lain ambik Furniture Tech and Office Management . So, kelas kami selalu tak sama dan saya selalu lambat ke kelas sebab kelas start lambat . Isk isk . Ada alarm pun tak guna kalau 100 kali asyik tekan 'snooze' je . But nevertheless, they are still great persons I've ever met .
UiTM dihati siapa ?
*obviously not in mine because it is fully occupied, sorry UiTM
Kampus Jengka ni takde la sebesar SI, tapi tah kenapa dia kata ini kampus satelit . Satelit tu maksudnya apa pun aku taktau . Nak berjalan ke kelas, kau rasa macam Miranda Kerr untuk 4 minit, lepas dah sampai kelas, you are what you eat . Jauh + panas = Anda memang berada di UiTM kampus Khazanah Alam . Facilities here are quite good . Except that 'haunted block' of laboratories . Really creepy I tell ya , Zachery from Ghost Adventure tv programme should make a paranormal experiment . He might find Einstein doing his E= mc2 experiment, who knows .
Overall, Jengka is growing well in me . Im starting to like being here even with flaws it owns but Im glad that Im fine staying here . Oh don't start with the boys , Sport Rec students are handsomely handsome including the girls are gorgeously awesome with their almost perfect body cuttings , pehhh .
Wait for another update , guys , see ya :D
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